Canadian Apologies

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!

Do I have a great breakfast for you!!!!! Pumpkin smoothie topped with girl scout cookie larabar!!! Mmmmmmmm!!!!

Punkin' Chunkin' Oats Smoothie (Adapted from Skinny Taste)
Disclaimer: Do not add in oats to blender just yet (like I did) and ruin your whole smoothie
Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup Vanilla Almond milk (regular will do too)
• 1/4 cup ice
• 1/8 cup pumpkin puree
• 1/4 a banana
• 3/4 T brown sugar (I used Splenda Brown Sugar Blend)
• 1/2 tsp cinnamon
• Nutmeg or pumpkin pie spice to taste
• 1/8 cup old fashioned oats
• 1/4 c water

Directions:
Cook oats and water in microwave for 2 minutes. Let cool.

In the meantime, add milk, pumpkin, banana, brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg/pumpkin pie spice to blender. When oats are cooled, add them and ice to mixture and blend until smooth!

Enjoy a good ole' fashioned punkin chunkin!

Girl Scout Cookie Homemade Lara Bar (Adapted from Chocolate Covered Katie)
Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup pitted dates (packed)
• 2 T. unsweetened shredded coconut
• 1/16 tsp. vanilla extract
• 1/16 tsp salt (you could omit this if you want a sweeter taste)
• 1 T. chocolate chips (or more if you're Brittany Hagan)

Put all ingredients together in food processor, blend, and enjoy! I cannot stop eating this stuff, you guys, seriously, it is so good and has all natural ingredients, except chocolate chips, but that's a food group on its own, at least in my book.

Finished product:

Lunch was two bowls full o' McLovin's Minestrone with cheddar cheese! This stuff if never ending people. It's awesome, but not so much after 6 bowls.

Workout was a strength class with Carrie. I think I need to change up my classes a bit, it's getting somewhat easier.

Quick blue plate special dinner at 3:30!!!! I had prac/show form 4-10PM...and I knew there'd be no time to eat.

Leftover Egg Drop Soup

Leftover Coconut Scrimp smothered in brown sauce from Wok N' Roll....mmm....

I think I pretty much had MSG with a side of shrimp for dinner.


If this is what MSG tastes like, I'm a fan.

The performance tonight went AWESOME!!!!

It was a "private party" in Clearwater, so we had no idea what to expect (swingers club perhaps?). Plus, we had learned the dance in one practice and had 2 people drop out the day of. "Yay"

This was the event at the Hyatt Regency:

It was on the hotel rooftop with a sick pool, an awesome DJ from 93.3, and amazing atmosphere complete with white couches. So LA.

We even had our own private cabana...ooooohhhh!!!! Party time!!!

Using my straightener to smooth his mohawk pubes.

Making really important business deals.

The dance went well considering we had one and a half practices, here's video...I think you'll be able to figure out which one I am...I'm the only girl...and the only Caucasian :) 

And guess what?!?!?!?!? We met the actor who played Michael Oher in the Blind Side!!!!! You know... the little shmovie that won Sandra Bullock an Oscar?!

Him with Sandra, NBD.

Him with us. NBD. Ahhhh highlight of my life!!!! Annnnddd, we're coordinated!!!!

One more quick pic with a young fan who wants to be just like us when he grows up.....:)

Then on the road back home!

After that excitement, I endured a hellish ride home with these clowns with them clapping offbeat to EVERY song and still thinking it was hilarious (It was).

So, my friend laura e-mailed me some great stuff yesterday and I decided to turn it into a harmless game of Jeopardy! Are you guys ready to play? The category is things that start in "s" and end in "i".....

The first clue is a celebrity's name that sounds like a canadian apologizing.

That's right, you guys guessed it! It's Suri Cruise AND threeve (a combination of three and five....simply stunning.)!!!!! And you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign!

As we all know, she's the queen of the fashionable celebrities under age 6.

Pure Evil.

She may be beautiful on the outside, but check out how ugly she is on the inside:

Look familiar??

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/

The next clue in the category words that start with "s" and end in "i" is a hip new technology that finally makes it cool to talk to yourself!!!!

Nope, wrong. It's Siri!!! And here's a video of how America's really going to use it. Brace yourself (people under 18 should probably not watch this, but i doubt there's anyone under 18 reading this...).

A few things that made me laugh today:

1.) Yesterday we got this magazine in the mail... is it just me or is this slightly pornographic???

Santa, that's inappropriate.

2.) Ahhh... if i had a nickel for every time I sat on Buzz Lightyear...really hard....in the nude... I'd be a rich woman.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/11/17/pks-moos-you-stuck-that-where.cnn#/video/showbiz/2011/11/18/bts-piers-chelsea-handler.cnn

how does this happen?! I mean chopsticks?! I think this was on the last episode of Asians Gone Wild.

PS- Katie Stam posted this. You know, your 2009 Miss America and my idol. She friended me...just sayin'. Annnd I broke up with her sooo... It might have been the highlight of my life and I'm not kidding.

Today, I am so thankful to be able to find odd jobs to make money while doing what I love. Tonight was a perfect example of this!